Fashion, Milan and the Autoroute Blanche

So, here's what you do if you're in Milan, on the weekend of the Milan Fashion week - only you don't have a fat cat bank balance, fashionista wardrobe, or the street cred required to muster up passes to any of the actual mainline events - 

1) Get a room in the city - even if, budget constraints dictate that you're staying so far away from the actual action that the clerks at the reception desk give you a sympathy hug along with your keys.

2) Spend most of your shopping budget on the stock clearance sales going on across street and mid line fashion stores across Milan - you'll be amazed how quickly 15 bucks an item multiplies to half a month's savings.

3) Get into the line in front of Grom's for a gelato - never mind that it's still technically winter, and you're carrying an entire wad of wipes for the snot that'll erupt after. It's Italy, and it's heavenly. Don't forget the almond biscotti alongwith.

4) Browse the shops at Monte Napoleone, try to pretend that you belong inside the Valentino and Dior showrooms. After giving it a respectable few minutes, shamelessly befriend a shop assistant and ask when they go on sale and where the factory outlets are.

 5) Catch coffee at the cafe's tucked away behind the high end boutiques.as you closely scrutinise the well heeled passersby, and the impossible well dressed people walking into the cafe, hoping one of them is Anna Wintour or Grace Coddington.

6) Casually amble down the cobbled streets over to the main Duomo square, all the while making sure to catch a good glimpse inside the various black sedans with waiting chauffeurs parked all over, just in case someone famous walks by. 

7) Amble around the Galleria near the Duomo, and stand stunned in the magnificence of the Cathedral in the night. Close out the evening with dinner at Bagutta, a restaurant with a history - Ingrid Bergman once dined here.

And if you're serious about buying some actual designer stuff, try Foxtown, an outlet mall located an hour and a half drive away from Milan, very near Como, in Mendrisio. You can find the latest spring collection at D&G, Gucci and amazing discounts at the Jil Sander, Ralph Lauren, Replay and Diesel outlets.

The drive adds on to the distance from Geneva, so it was a four and a half hour odd drive back to Geneva from Mendrisio, but the stunning views on the Autoroute Blanche, through the Mont Blanc tunnel was completely worth it. I went nuts with my camera on the drive, check out these pics. 


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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Shameless Excess... Bring it On

Just back from a week in Dubai - the land of the sun, surf, dazzling lights, shameless excess - just what the doctor prescribed as an antidote to the depression brought on by a prolonged bout of a dreary winter and an even duller Geneva.

I know that the media would make this city out to be currently in the throes of a cataclysmic crisis, where investors stand ruined and poor labourers toil it out in the sun, aka Egypt when the pyramids are built. The clamour has been exceptionally loud in the British media, which is ironic, considering Brit expats are the most spoilt in Dubai - they live in 4 bedroom villas, get manicures and salon treatments at the drop of a hat, have maids, gardeners and assorted staff and a general level of luxury which they would never be able to afford or have access to back home.

The truth lies somewhere in between - the guys facing financial ruin are likely to have been the very same speculators and developers who created a real estate bubble in the first place, workers face tough conditions, but often have no choice, as the wages they earn provide them with an opportunity to uplift the lives of families back home (as most Europeans would agree- they would rather they did this in the sweltering heat of the desert, than in their own backyards), and the average middle class citizens (most normal people in the city are middle class, they cannot hope to reach the level of wealth of the sheikhs and their extended families) work there and love living there and rejoice when others leave, as it means the roads have less traffic, and the malls are less crowded.

I leave you with my impressions as a tourist in Dubai Mall - the largest mall in the world, set in the district around the Burj Khalifa - currently the tallest building in the world. PS - they just got Bloomingdales. 

 
The Burj at Sunset.....

  
Candylicious.. the kids have little shopping carts of their own....

  
Magnolia Cupcakes at Bloomingdales - a perfect snack post an afternoon of retail therapy...


 

The Flying Men fountain inside the Dubai Mall.....


The Downtown Marina before the dancing fountain starts......  

 












The Dancing Fountain at Sunset.......
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Monday, February 15, 2010

Ridiculous Fashion

Would you pay a month's rent for this?












Apparently there are people who would. Take a look at the latest bag from Louis Vuitton's Spring Summer 2010 collection

 
It's called the Raindrop Besace and is expected to retail at Eur 1200. I don't know much about fashion, but you're kidding me right? Or maybe it's a case of the designer (Marc Jacobs), trying out some not so subtle fashion satire. He'e been quoted as saying, "There's this huge cult following of almost crazy people at Vuitton who just want whatever they buy to be exclusive." Well, they got their wish. (News courtesy http://stylefrizz.com, huffington post)

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